When I was a younger, more innocent person I didn’t really get the point of wet T Shirt Competitions. I mean, T-shirts have a maximum soakage point which is rather easy to achieve. Having the wettest T-shirt is a cinch! Guys! Look at me I have the wettest T-shirt!
Later on I realised it had more to do with what was revealed underneath, but by then the thought was ingrained, and I’ve never been able to shake it.
Over 65s bracket
"Keep hosing 'em."