Your Fortune

The only thing that’s stopping you from attaining your dreams is you, an empty bank account, and probably gravity in some way. https://twitter.com/archyredface/status/792499320134115329 ↓ TranscriptYou can be anything you want to be, yet here you are

A Better Place, a Better Time

I always make sure that when I go someplace new I thrash an album, specifically so I can recall that place better later in life when I listen to the music. For instance, I can almost taste Melbourne’s weird dirty creek that they call a river every time I listen to Tourist’s Tonight EP. But…

The Upsides Of Old Folks Homes

I really hope that when I’m old I’m not disabled to the point I can’t use a keyboard due to arthritis or something. Alternatively I hope they’ve invented a less active alternative to virtual reality. Plugging my head into the internet would be fantastic. https://twitter.com/archyredface/status/792476153814458368 Kristof,  a person who used to write here a long…

Speed Dating

Say hello to Archy Redface again, it’s been a while since we last saw him. https://twitter.com/archyredface/status/750916385799172096 Armageddon is over, hope everyone got a chance to head over. I didn’t. I was in Hamilton visiting mates and not looking at the Hamilton Gardens as we dusted off Pokemon Go. But while we weren’t looking friggin’ NZ…

Small Blessings

I noticed way too late that the latest comics have all been total downers. If there’s one thing I’m not down with, it’s downers. So todays comic does nothing to break up the downer-syndrome we’ve had recently. My bad! To be honest, it’s not my bad, it’s Orcon’s bad, they’re our internet provider and have…