Questions like that just aren’t on when you’re in the process of wiping out a race of things we’ve told ourselves are evil! Let festivities begin! Get your Orc Finger Keychains here! Official Last Orc Merch to the right of the gallows. Pick up your piece of the last orc to love and cherish. Keep…
What a beautiful place that would be. Of course, I would be relegated to the female quarantine area but we can’t all be blessed with the male genitalia. Becky here, just in case you were confused.
Because let’s face it, Tinkerbell was kind of a minx. I think George RR Tolkien has only brushed the surface on what sort of messed up shit can happen in a fantasy environment. I’m sure you can find a plethora of Skyrim modders right now exploring all these different possibilities and slowly making them a buggy…
Cause let’s face it, magic is commonly thought of as a natural force that just permeates the rest of nature. So it stands to reason it would be just as brutal and vicious as the rest of the wildlife. None of this censored liberal communist “offends no one” bullshit. It’s all HBO brutality. This one…
But there’s so much more to life, Like Solitaire, minesweeper, learning to walk up stairs. the bounds of experience are almost limitless!
Everyone, take a quick huff, for him. For his memory, it’s what he would have wanted. Life as a homeless genie is a constant torment. All you ever want is for people to make wishes that would get you out of your awful situation. But all they ever do is make wishes for themselves, like…
Living in a place that somewhat trampled the natives is interesting, especially when you compare yourself to a country that pretty much genocided the natives and then made an entire industry out of glorifying the process. For instance, I wonder how American politicians would feel about dedicated places for Native Americans in congress? That would…
Inspired by the heartwarming tale of Cecil the Lion, the Kony 2012 of 2015. But seriously, having a deer head is a bit macabre. Like I understand Venison, yum. But seriously, surely you can find more appealing things to put on the walls? Like posters of Claudia Schiffer circa 1990. Edit: the old version had a terrible crosshair…
Hey everyone! Becky here, one of Izak’s sexy intern admins. Izak originally drew this comic…but I thought I could do it better, so I did. And we all laughed. Hope you enjoy my first official Izak Smells comic!
Drew my girlfriend into this one. At the same time she’s drawing me in a comic as horrifically as she can. It could be unfair, but at least it’s accurate. This is the first “officially official” episode. See you on Friday. Oh actually. Special post incoming on Wednesday. Because why not. I’m the king of this…