How Sure Is Sure Enough

This one is based on a true (presumably) fake poop. I saw it near work, and part of me was like ‘Hey, pick that up, it could come in handy’, because I’m one of those people that picks stuff up out of the gutter on the regular. You wouldn’t believe how many rolls of electrical…

He Who With The Name Shall Not Be That Named

Insert low blow aimed at Harry Potter here. I watched Jupiter Ascending last night with Becky. Cause I was like “Hey you know what, it turns out that I seem to have a soft spot for diamond in the rough scifi-fantasy stuff that never gets mainstream success. And then I finished watching the movie and…

Drift Away

My good mate Ben will sometimes message me with deep philosophical questions and quandaries while he’s waiting for his stuff to compile (it’s a graphics programming thing, if you push me any further you’ll discover a vast ignorance). The other day we were chatting about the inevitable end of the universe, as it’s currently understood.…

The Humane Thing to Do

I know that the Japanese aren’t well known for sending dogs into outer space but I wanted to chuck their flag on the capsule as a way of celebrating Hayabusa2 successfully shooting an Asteroid to collect dust samples. Nile brings us a full review and deep dive into Anthem. I haven’t given it another go since…

It’s Not You

Our dear pal, the ever gallant but wildly insensitive Hubert returns! Occasionally I’ll find myself doing just this: going to say something, realising at the last second that it’s crushingly cliche, and essentially just restructuring the words until the phrase is fresh but the sentiment is still as hackneyed as ever. What? I know editing…

The End That Justifies

There’s a lot of debate between very learned people about what constitutes a just war. And honestly, I’m not up to contributing to that debate on that sort of intellectual level. But here’s my somewhat less academic take on the issue: who fucking cares. Let’s not piss around trying to make ourselves feel good about…

Dreaming in Exotic

Let’s face it, your dreams aren’t going to be different, It’s a clusterfuck in there and you’re just along for the ride, doesn’t matter what language your brain is pretending to synthesize in there. My thanks goes to Bruce on this strip for helping the final panel not sound like a goofy Google Translation. By…

Heart Troubles + Apex Legends Review

I don’t know about you guys but I can do this to myself pretty much on demand. After the drop Nile has his thoughts on Apex Legends. He jests about me playing Fortnite, but honestly, Apex scratches my Battle Royale itch a lot better. All it needs is weekly achievements and shit and I can…

Seven Days

I  was trying to decide whether it was more correct to say six days instead of seven. But if you believe that rest days aren’t an important aspect of the creation process you have no appreciation for mental health or the creative process… of creating dishes. Just saying. Kristof and I have been busy this…

Prey + PS Classic Review

I’m at work right now and Izak left this strip way too late for me to write anything. So watch this space for some thoughtful musings on where classic vampires fit in to the dialogue of 2019. In the meantime Nile has brought us his thoughts on the PS Classic: PS Classic – So nearly…