This is why it’s cruel to have anthropomorphic objects maintain their current function. Door mats, toilet rolls, and underwear also spring to mind as examples of things you should probably stop using if they sprout eyes and a mouth. Or not, depends on what you’re into I guess. Maybe that’s your thing and it’s finally being catered to.

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"Fuck!" "Shit!" "Son of a motherless goat!"