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Honestly, I needed to innovate just to stay ahead of the game. Turns out people don't buy individual straws.

The Last Straw

We have a complicated relationship with straws. And by that I mean Becky avoids them like the plague and I think of them as a fantastic comedic device.

Since Sir David Attenborough did his thing about straws there’s been an influx of METAL STRAWS. Hey, you know what would be even better than that? HOW ABOUT NO STRAWS. Of course there are exceptions, some people need straws due to medical conditions and situations, you guys are off the hook.

I know that metal straws are somewhat of a mitigating invention, and they’re far classier to recieve at a bar. Oh and they don’t float out and escape the glass like plastic straws do! So that’s another bonus. On the downside I was using one last night at a cocktail event, and I almost stoved in my teeth like three times on one of those bastards.

I have a complicated relationship with straws.

One Comment

  1. Joe D Joe D April 6, 2019

    Metal straws require cleaning with a pipe cleaner. Dishwasher by itself won’t cut it.

    Or you can get paper straws.

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