This cropped up after discussing the importance of music and history with my theologian friend Chris. He’s not down with it because singing is dumb, this was my example of when it would be useful. I may not have changed hearts and minds that day.

We’re finally married! We can move on with our lives! For a year and a half the wedding has been a writhing mass on the horizon. All our worrying paid off however and the day went without a hitch, except a vomiting baby, but quick hands managed to catch the vomit before it hit anything.

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In older times bards would travel between towns delivering news in song to make it easier for the townsfolk to remember.

The king over the hill has declared war on your puny village.

You need that in a song?