Anyone who’s ever flipped a starfish over has probably thought about this before biffing it back into the water to get three solid good skips. Starfish are less bra substitutes and more nipple clamps.

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Was that mermaid wearing starfish on her nipples?
That's kinky

Just look at these things

Mouth of starfish hundreds of teeth with tounge