Due to some pretty hectic RSI Becky get’s a bit handicapped after work and can’t do fun things like type or play Breath of the Wild. This leads to scenarios where she’ll proposition me to play games for her while she breaths lustily down my neck saying things like “The korok seed is to your left.” and “More left.” and even “No, what are you doing give me the controller for a second.”

I’m not saying it’s consensual gaming voyeurism, back seat gaming has been around since the dawn of time, but I do like to imagine what it would be like in a more wild setting none the less.