This is a verbatim conversation I had at work one day. It was an eye opening experience into the mind of the female psyche. But then again, I do agree. Babies do live too long.

The girls were discussing what a particular dog says about a particular guy, as if the canine is a external representative of the mans cuddlability and childĀ nurturing skills. But without actually any nurturing. No one want’s to raise someone else’s kid.

And those are my roundabout thoughts on New Zealand’s horrendously high child abuse statistics.

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So you find guys with dogs attractive?

Heck Yeah!

What about guys with babies?

Babies live too long.