Famous last words are for chumps, man. Think about all the stress and cogitation you’re having to put yourself through, right in the middle of one of your most important life events. I don’t want to be frantically wracking my brain for something witty to say while I’m busy dying. Let the verbal chips fall where they may, and if my last words happen to be “Oh, that wasn’t a fart”, so be it.
Pff, famous last words are so lame.