By now Kristof is somewhere between here and Australia on a cruise getting Ship Syphilis (otherwise known as Shipilis). It’s because he mates predominantly with inanimate objects and heavy machinery. No offence to his lovely wife of course, who can also only look on in horror.
"Jimmy went to play with those doggies"
He turns around, wolf tells him "keep on walking."
third panel: kid pokes his head up out of the pack, blood covered face.
"Yeah dad, keep on walkin'."