When I was a younger, more innocent person I didn’t really get the point of wet T Shirt Competitions. I mean, T-shirts have a maximum soakage point which is rather easy to achieve. Having the wettest T-shirt is a cinch! Guys! Look at me I have the wettest T-shirt!

Later on I realised it had more to do with what was revealed underneath, but by then the thought was ingrained, and I’ve never been able to shake it.