Just imagine the fun you could have being old, without all the infirmities that go along with advanced age. It’s almost like being a baby again, except with the added bonus of self-awareness and the ability to purposefully terrorise your carers. What a hoot! It’s no wonder Bogdan gave up his drafty castle and pale virgins for a taste of the real high life.
Caption: Sick of endless luxury, Bogdan tried fitting in with folks closer to his own age.
“Nurse! I have shat my pantaloons.”