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Posts published in “Character: Zara

A Way to Escape

In the race to develop bigger, more complex brains to outpace our evolutionary competitors we somehow stumbled into self-awareness. This is widely viewed as a…

Under My Umbrella Umbrella

This is why it’s cruel to have¬†anthropomorphic objects maintain their current function. Door mats, toilet rolls, and underwear also spring to mind as examples of…

Sea’s Calling Me

I think this year I’ll make a bit more of an effort of showing you guys our B-Sides ¬†this year. This includes salvaging scripts that…

What Women Want

This one’s a true story which is pretty much verbatim. Let’s just say that if you hit on Zara you’re not going to get an…