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Posts published in “Character: Stonelord

An ancient totemic idol of unknown origins, Stonelord is exceedingly good at one thing: staying exactly the same. Some have described him as a tyrant, others as a demagogue, but he doesn’t give a stone cold damn what anyone else thinks. His guiding philosophy is that if you wait long enough, things are bound to go your way. He has yet to be disproved.

American Idol

It’s been a while, Stonelord. Everyone’s favourite totem is running for the highest office in the land – and after four years of insanity, the…

Master of Descent

Hey Stonelord, long time no see. I’m sitting here surrounded by goodies I was given over Christmas. I want this tradition of giving chocolates to be…

Chiseled Curves

Stonelord is old fashioned. What do you expect from a piece of granite carved somewhere in Asia/Pacific by some tribe? I’m writing this back in…