Everything Will Be Just Fine

Unfortunately it was a connecting flight that spanned many continents. All of which needed to be rebooked, including the hotels. Suffice to say that the wedding had to be cancelled and he got put to the back of the cue AGAIN for his heart surgery. He was never on time for anything ever again. He…

A Way to Escape

In the race to develop bigger, more complex brains to outpace our evolutionary competitors we somehow stumbled into self-awareness. This is widely viewed as a positive move but the capacity for reflection, introspection and imagination isn’t without serious drawbacks. Stress, depression and existential ennui all come out of being saddled with a mind that got…

Broke The Internet

Ah hyperbole, the bedfellow of clickbait. Ever since some hack came up with how Kim K broke the internet with her cup holder ass we’ve been privy to many “internet breaking” sensations. But lets face it, if the internet really did get broken we’d be really really fucked. Becky and I have been jamming the…

SS Honeymoon

By the time you read this Becky and I will be officially a man and a wife. Possibly a woman and a husband. We’re very progressive like that. Matt Rust, first fan, keeper of the servers, and drinking companion has kindly leant a helping hand to draw the strip. I guess you could say it’s our…

Invasive

This is honestly how I feel about those in ear earphones. They’re invasive and just plain gross. I much prefer the fluffy earbuds of yesteryear, even if they fell out all the time. The “sporty” ones that hooked over your ears could resolve that. Although to be fair these days I much prefer my on-ear/over-ear…

New Year New You

I’m about 15 days too late for this one. Does anyone even pretend that New Years resolutions are a thing these days? I feel like it’s something we’ve been assuring each other every year, and now it’s finally sunk in that “No, I’m not going to change for the Gregorians or anybody.” ↓ TranscriptNew year! New…

Never Settle

This is a real conversation about a real story that is way more entertaining yet way too embarrassing to properly tell yet. I’ll let the passage of time heal that wound. I spent all weekend being thoroughly unproductive, going to Taste of Auckland (expensive and awesome), moving a house (cheap), and playing Overwatch (free). Mostly…