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Posts published in “Character: Matt

No one’s entirely sure what Matt does for a living, but reports that he was once seen without a drink in hand have been widely discredited. He tends to hang out with Izak, shooting the shit and spouting amusing anecdotes which Izak promptly steals for his comic strips.

A Way to Escape

In the race to develop bigger, more complex brains to outpace our evolutionary competitors we somehow stumbled into self-awareness. This is widely viewed as a…

Broke The Internet

Ah hyperbole, the bedfellow of clickbait. Ever since some hack came up with how Kim K broke the internet with her cup holder ass we’ve…

SS Honeymoon

By the time you read this Becky and I will be officially a man and a wife. Possibly a woman and a husband. We’re very…

Invasive

This is honestly how I feel about those in ear earphones. They’re invasive and just plain gross. I much prefer the fluffy earbuds of yesteryear,…

New Year New You

I’m about 15 days too late for this one. Does anyone even pretend that New Years resolutions are a thing these days? I feel like it’s…

Never Settle

This is a real conversation about a real story that is way more entertaining yet way too embarrassing to properly tell yet. I’ll let the…