Pansexual

At the end of the day, aren’t we all just a collection of holes, wanting to be filled with something. God. Fingers. Your father’s attention. I don’t know. Hey watch this video! This song kicks ass.

The Natural Way

Sometimes the natural way isn’t always the preferable way. In fact, nature is doing it’s best to fuck you up at all times. I once bought a granola bar made completely from naturally occurring products and it turned out to be a solid block of arsenic. But beggars can’t be choosers, and I was pretty…

Guys With Dogs Are Hot

This is a verbatim conversation I had at work one day. It was an eye opening experience into the mind of the female psyche. But then again, I do agree. Babies do live too long. The girls were discussing what a particular dog says about a particular guy, as if the canine is a external…

The Soul of Discretion

A dramatization of a true event.  I’m glad my outy vagina doesn’t need this sort of attention much. Also, if you’re a person who works at a pharmacy, there’s no need to yell about it OR act like you’re a spy smuggling someone something secret, just be cool about it. Like it’s natural, like it’s…

A Period Piece

Becky gave me full permission to draw this. It’s ok guys, she’s a girl. That’s like a free pass for this sort of topic. But seriously, I’m all for the normalization of this topic. I’m right there with the #Livetweetyourperiod folks. Apparently there are stats that conclude that women are more comfortable talking about their…