Setris: It’s Tetris, but the blocks are made of Sand

Estris is the answer to the question, what if Tetris was fucked up beyond all recognition. The answer is, still a pretty awesome game. It turns out that Tetris is the COVID of videogames. The more you try and mess with it the more this analogy falls apart. All I’m saying is that Every Indy…

The Sucky Hands in Atomic Heart Suck.

“Atomic hearts gathering system SUCKs” said far too many punny reddit users, before getting voted into oblivion by humourless drones. The following video is going to be an overly nitpicky look at the looting in atomic heart, and looting in general just a tad, if you have any thoughts at all on this or even…

Neon Light Is a Flashy New Roguelite Dressed to Impress

Neon light is a brand new roguelite that recently dropped it’s early beta on steam and has been racking up the positive reviews. Consider this one of them. In brief This game is a platformer action brawler with rhythm elements VERY lightly sprinkled on top. Unlike many roguelites this game makes you feel immediately awesome…

The Retroid Pocket 3 Case Sucks

There have been plenty of videos out there about the specs of the Retroid Pocket 3. But I want to get even further into the weeds of an already obscure topic and complain about this god damn case. Other people have already complained on reddit about this issue but I’m worried that those concerns aren’t…

Games Like Mega Man Battle Network

Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection sales hit 1 million units world wide a few days ago, making it the fastest selling Megaman game of all time. I feel somewhat vindicated because I’mma be straight with you, they’re the only megaman games I haven’t bounced off. Battle Network a beautiful unique game. And there’s nothing…

How To Pull 5 Stars In Genshin Impact

I’ve gotten every five star character I’ve ever wanted. And by that I mean all the cute ones. Of the roster of about 60 characters currently out I’m missing 12, 9 of which on purpose. I’ve missed three because I had to give the game a rest, and also know my limits on what I…

The Dwarf Fortress OST Strikes The Earth

My very DNA has been etched with the influences of Dwarf Fortress. It’s in my blood, it’s in this very blog. In fact way back in the day I made the first usable .TTF font based on the Dwarf Fortress Tileset. It was in 2012 in fact, and it’s still one of the most visited…