Co-written with Matt.
I’ve finally got my ears cleaned out after 2 weeks of mono hearing. After the nurse washed them out I stood up and went “Huh. That’s it?” expecting to be able to hear crys for help a mile away. When you loose your hearing you suddenly value the sense a whole lot more. To the point where you start Obama’ing it. In your imagination it was always so kick ass being able to hear with both ears. You list all the awesome things you can do with two ears. And then you get them both back and you suddenly realized you super over hyped them, and they can’t possibly live up to your expectations.
Don’t worry ears, when all is said and done, I love you guys. Cuddles ears