I think it’s fun to have a character who’s a bit of a dick. Its a change from my blobby people I guess. Speaking of which I’ve been meaning to start a series on my axe dudes. Watch this space.
Do you know what I miss? Door mats. I’ve never felt more welcomed into a home as when I’m ready those big friendly words on a rug as I’m wiping my feet on it. Why don’t people have door mats anymore? Perhaps I’m being sentimental. Now a days I just end up traipsing mud through a home grumpily having not been welcomed in by a rug.
It hurts.

P.s. My Girlfriend is awesome