Remember! When talking about those you have loved and lost, there’s no reason for it to be melodramatic. Memorize these lines for the next time you have a falling out!
“I thought I was the one!!” “You ARE the one.. Of many.”
“I’m sorry, It’s you, not me.”
“You’re my other half, but unfortunately I would prefer to be half a man than to be joined to another half a man.”
“Ok, but if you ever want to go out with me again, you know where to find me, here, outside your window. CRYING.”
“Then I broke up with Jasmin.” “Aw Jasmin is a pretty name.” “Yeah, that was my favourite thing about her to.”